Extra seating for minivans

Rice-ci · 10-20-2009, 11:20 AM

http://www.whnt.com/news/whnt-albert...,5575424.story
ALBERTVILLE, AL - Albertville Police arrested a woman and charged her with endangering the welfare of a child after a bizarre turn of events Saturday. Police say they found her driving on Highway 431 with a teenager riding in a box on top of her minivan.

Jackie Denise Knott, 37, of Goldkist Street, was taken to the Albertville City Jail. Police say someone called them about a minivan traveling on Highway 431 with a large cardboard box on the roof. A child was inside the box.

Officers stopped the van on Highway 431 near Tyson Foods. They found a 13-year-old girl inside the box. Police questioned Knott about why the child was inside the box, and she said "the box was too big to go inside the van and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box."

Police then asked Knott if they thought the child was safe in this position, on top of the minivan. She replied, saying "the box was tied to the van with a clothes hanger."

Police arrested Knott on the spot. The child is in the care of a relative. Police will notify the Marshall County Department of Human Resources about the incident.

Knott is now out of jail.

NOVUS ORTUS 95 · 10-20-2009, 11:24 AM

LOL what a goof

Grant · 10-20-2009, 11:32 AM

This cannot be real...

Rice-ci · 10-20-2009, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Grant

This cannot be real...

Click the link, TV news story there.
(I made sure to find a link that wasn't just the story in text.)

Lord Dragon · 10-20-2009, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Grant

This cannot be real...

Albertville AL...

need there be more said?

GreyWyvern · 10-20-2009, 11:37 AM

Knott very smrt.

NOVUS ORTUS 95 · 10-20-2009, 11:43 AM

Knott a very good mother.

- 91 SR - · 10-20-2009, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWyvern

Knott very smrt.

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Originally Posted by NOVUS ORTUS 95

Knott a very good mother.

^knott funny

NOVUS ORTUS 95 · 10-20-2009, 12:38 PM

^ You're Knott very nice.

Lord Dragon · 10-20-2009, 12:39 PM

you all need a shot to the knotts

GreyWyvern · 10-20-2009, 12:42 PM

The whole family seems very Knotty, amirite?

James · 10-20-2009, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by GreyWyvern

The whole family seems very Knotty, amirite?

Maybe being tied down for so long in that area made her so?

subsonic-civic · 10-20-2009, 01:20 PM

This was posted on TCC a while back. lol

Yes, it is real. Some ppl really just shouldnt have kids. This case is unfortunate.

Lord Dragon · 10-20-2009, 01:28 PM

maybe it was knot her kid

NOVUS ORTUS 95 · 10-20-2009, 01:28 PM

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Originally Posted by subsonic-civic

This was posted on TCC a while back. lol

Yes, it is real. Some ppl really just shouldnt have kids. This case is unfortunate.

dont you mean this "box" is unfortunate?

James · 10-20-2009, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord Dragon

maybe it was knot her kid

Please, no one reuse this joke anymore..i'm at the end of my rope now.

Lord Dragon · 10-20-2009, 01:41 PM

^^ you're afraid knot

James · 10-20-2009, 01:46 PM

Give the kid a break...he's trying to think outside the box.

GreyWyvern · 10-20-2009, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by James

Please, no one reuse this joke anymore..i'm at the end of my rope now.

You're just being a noose-ance

James · 10-20-2009, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreyWyvern

You're just being a noose-ance

Hang around, it'll get better...

Johnny · 10-20-2009, 01:48 PM

Naughty naughty.

Lord Dragon · 10-20-2009, 01:49 PM

Knot if it keeps going like this I'm a frayed

James · 10-20-2009, 01:54 PM

Not a bad thread.

Lord Dragon · 10-20-2009, 01:55 PM

let's spool it up

GreyWyvern · 10-20-2009, 02:07 PM

Stop stringing us along with your old yarns.

comets · 10-20-2009, 04:51 PM

This thread needs to be knotted.

NOVUS ORTUS 95 · 10-20-2009, 05:01 PM

^ i Think it needs to be boxed up and driven to a secret location, hidden from the world.

comets · 10-20-2009, 05:08 PM

Holidays around the corner, great gift idea. Things in a BOX.

10-20-2009, 11:20 AM	#1
Rice-ci TPC Teg Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 14,692	Extra seating for minivans http://www.whnt.com/news/whnt-albert...,5575424.story ALBERTVILLE, AL - Albertville Police arrested a woman and charged her with endangering the welfare of a child after a bizarre turn of events Saturday. Police say they found her driving on Highway 431 with a teenager riding in a box on top of her minivan. Jackie Denise Knott, 37, of Goldkist Street, was taken to the Albertville City Jail. Police say someone called them about a minivan traveling on Highway 431 with a large cardboard box on the roof. A child was inside the box. Officers stopped the van on Highway 431 near Tyson Foods. They found a 13-year-old girl inside the box. Police questioned Knott about why the child was inside the box, and she said "the box was too big to go inside the van and she would be able to hold it down if she was inside the box." Police then asked Knott if they thought the child was safe in this position, on top of the minivan. She replied, saying "the box was tied to the van with a clothes hanger." Police arrested Knott on the spot. The child is in the care of a relative. Police will notify the Marshall County Department of Human Resources about the incident. Knott is now out of jail. __________________

10-20-2009, 11:24 AM	#2
NOVUS ORTUS 95 This user Banned. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: .... Posts: 10,158	Re: Extra seating for minivans LOL what a goof

10-20-2009, 11:32 AM	#3
Grant Just some guy Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Scarborough, Toronto Posts: 34,768	Re: Extra seating for minivans This cannot be real... __________________ Grant Chairperson, Toronto Prelude Club Black 1995 SR <><

10-20-2009, 11:37 AM	#6
GreyWyvern 4th generiffic Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Burlington Posts: 7,779	Re: Extra seating for minivans Knott very smrt. __________________ • FS: 4th gen F22A1 exhaust manifold heat shield, stock front springs • FS: 16x7.5" 4x114.3 MASItaly rims + tires SOHC F22A N/A FTW • Summon The Pyramid • 330,000km club • RAA •

10-20-2009, 11:43 AM	#7
NOVUS ORTUS 95 This user Banned. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: .... Posts: 10,158	Re: Extra seating for minivans Knott a very good mother.

10-20-2009, 12:38 PM	#9
NOVUS ORTUS 95 This user Banned. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: .... Posts: 10,158	Re: Extra seating for minivans ^ You're Knott very nice.

10-20-2009, 12:42 PM	#11
GreyWyvern 4th generiffic Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Burlington Posts: 7,779	Re: Extra seating for minivans The whole family seems very Knotty, amirite? __________________ • FS: 4th gen F22A1 exhaust manifold heat shield, stock front springs • FS: 16x7.5" 4x114.3 MASItaly rims + tires SOHC F22A N/A FTW • Summon The Pyramid • 330,000km club • RAA •

10-20-2009, 01:20 PM	#13
subsonic-civic GUEST Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Toronto Posts: 890	Re: Extra seating for minivans This was posted on TCC a while back. lol Yes, it is real. Some ppl really just shouldnt have kids. This case is unfortunate.

10-20-2009, 01:46 PM	#18
James Super Admin Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stouffville Posts: 26,489	Re: Extra seating for minivans Give the kid a break...he's trying to think outside the box. __________________ 05 Hayabusa 97 "SH" - Gone

10-20-2009, 01:48 PM	#21
Johnny GUEST Join Date: May 2003 Location: Lower the boom Posts: 16,592	Re: Extra seating for minivans Naughty naughty.

10-20-2009, 01:54 PM	#23
James Super Admin Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stouffville Posts: 26,489	Re: Extra seating for minivans Not a bad thread. __________________ 05 Hayabusa 97 "SH" - Gone

10-20-2009, 02:07 PM	#25
GreyWyvern 4th generiffic Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Burlington Posts: 7,779	Re: Extra seating for minivans Stop stringing us along with your old yarns. __________________ • FS: 4th gen F22A1 exhaust manifold heat shield, stock front springs • FS: 16x7.5" 4x114.3 MASItaly rims + tires SOHC F22A N/A FTW • Summon The Pyramid • 330,000km club • RAA •

10-20-2009, 04:51 PM	#26
comets GUEST Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: T.O. Posts: 3,991	Re: Extra seating for minivans This thread needs to be knotted.

10-20-2009, 05:01 PM	#27
NOVUS ORTUS 95 This user Banned. Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: .... Posts: 10,158	Re: Extra seating for minivans ^ i Think it needs to be boxed up and driven to a secret location, hidden from the world.

10-20-2009, 05:08 PM	#28
comets GUEST Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: T.O. Posts: 3,991	Re: Extra seating for minivans Holidays around the corner, great gift idea. Things in a BOX.